Tongue twisters - Tree toads

Branded; 3 questions

Why did Glen beat the shit out of Hawthorne?

Why does Glen believe that he's the same as his brother?

Do you think Will suspects anything?

Branded questions

1. They're shocked, the mother is hysterical, they believe that the police have commited a mistake. They thought they knew Gav but appearently not.

2. They were treated like they were freaks, or aliens. (Dale's sister was treated as a freak when she had to sit alone in the classroom without any friends.)

3. This is because people know that they are related with the murderer and can suspect that they had something to do with it, like they were in on it. (The girl who might have been related to one of the victims slapped his mother for no apparent reason.) They might have thought that they were the same as him, this is natural to assume because they're so closely related.

4. The newspapers described Gav as being perverted, monstrous, Etc. The fact that this was in the paper shed light on the whole topic. People are more interested in the headlines of the paper when they see such words displayed. I believe that they are so interested in Gav's family because they disappeared mysteriously and the paper would get alot of more papers sold if they recieved more information on this issue. The newspaper also believe that they have the right to know what happend to the family.

5. It is obviously not right because the rest of the family had nothing to do with what Gav did. There are smarter ways they could have approach this situation though. As an example, they could have done interviews with the papers, discussing Gav. If they would have done a couple of interviews, other people would have been more sympathic towards the rest of the family instead of alienating them.

Short Love Story

I walked the streets outside of Mordor. I noticed a girl, her armor was of the rarest kind, the Lordly Plate Armor and a Lordly Winged Great Helmet. I was instantly in love. She then walked into Mordor and died. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

An e-mail to my friend Farooq about my new girlfriend.

Good day, my good friend Faarooq. I made a connection with a girl 1,337 years ago and I asked her out, she said yes and got a date at McDonalds. I picked her up at noon and we arrived at McDonalds 7 hours later. As we were chatting, I discovered that she is a Starcraft 2 player in the masters league and a CoD player with a 9,12 K/D ratio. She even pronounced ”Zealot” correctly. I was instantly in love.

Her emblem in CoD was beautiful and gorgeous. It was a pumpkin. Her GUID was ”xx_dragon_sweetheart_xx” in all of her games. She was amazed as I told her that I was on a Starcraft 2 winning streak and won a Z33K tournament. 7 hours later, we arrived at her house. She invited me in to play a game of Starcraft 2, and then I discovered something. She wasn’t a Starcraft 2 master at all. She was in the practice league. Her CoD K/D ratio was the same as Ede’s. My heart was crushed. I decided to ditch her and never saw her again. 

The end.

Illustration of Ginger

This is Ginger. Link met Ginger when he was looking for a new place to sleep. He's called Ginger because of his red hair. Ginger showed Link how to not instantly die on the streets. They went out begging on the streets. When they had enough money they spent it at Captain Hook's.

Ginger went to see his friends but never came back. Link was heartbroken. Turns out he was dead. Too bad. Ginger's smoking a cigarette because he was addicted to it. I drew him this way because I like the style.

Prao

I’ve worked at Ica Supermarket/Jätten for two weeks from 9-16. The first week was fun. As time passed, it got boring. I spent the day unpacking a bunch of boxes filled with eatables and put the eatables in shelves.

I had to go around in the store ”fronting” when all the boxes were unpacked. Fronting simply means that you drag the viants to the front of the shelf with the label towards you. I had to put pricetags on about 60 candles and that was my first task. I had to unpack and put 50 packs of corn in a majestic and artistic fashion. It kinda sucked becaue it all fell down and I had to do it again.

I did like it the first week as I said before. It got boring, doing the same thing over and over again. I was exhausted when I came home, but that’s alright because I had no homework so I could chill the rest of the day. I wasn’t sleepy or anything, simply exhausted in the body.

I wouldn’t work with it in the future because you don’t need any education at all to start working there. It was too physical and no brainwork at all. It also pays fairly lousy.

The staff were friendly. I only met my supervisor, Niclas Persson about 10 minutes in total so it’s kinda weird that he needs to evaluate me after only seeing me for 10 minutes. I worked with another person, Magnus. He was really friendly and gave me tasks everytime I needed one.

Interesting jobs with Oliver

Dat Inventor

If I was an inventor, I would invent an awesome invention of awesomeness. I would make the apple of Eden. Then I would protect the apple of Eden at all costs, from the templars. I would hide it in a useless library, and let a man scavenge around the city for the keys in Madrid to enter, and when he would find the apple of Eden, he’s going to see his grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrangrandson named Desmond.

Desmond will then be hooked up to a huge computer and relive his ancestors life, this ancestor was called Connor Kenway. He was an Indian. He then would try to kill his father because he is an evil templar of evilness.

Then I would invent a person, that person would be super awesome and be the best gamer in the gaming world. He would also acquire Oliver’s gaming computer and pwn everyone that lies in his path.

I can't live without my computer, I would be restless and bored to death.

The greatest invention of all times is the computer of course, we would be nowhere in science and would live under a rock.

Oliver Twist and The Canterville Ghost

Some Advice

Answer to Question 2 in "24 Your Turn!"

Sneak out when it’s night and run away with your loved one in the moonshine and watch the sunrise together. He will make you pregnant which your dad will find out eventually and make him marry you. You’re going to find out that he didn’t actually knock you up, you just missed your period because you ate too much kaviar. When you’re at the altar, instead of saying ”I do”, you say ”I’m pregnant”. He will then run away from you like the free man he is. Then you’re going to go on with your normal life and pretend like nothing happend.

Did you get it?

1. Mark says it. He’s worried than she’ll say no to him.
2. Gary says it. He encourages Mark to call her.
3. Jess, she answers the phone.
4. Jess questions him and would like to know why he calls her.
5. Mark says it. He implies that this is on Gary’s behalf.
6. Jess says it. She questions him once again, but in a joking fashion.
7. Mark, he is stunned and can’t believe that she kind of said yes.
8. Gary, he’s upset and hurt.

Friendship

To me, friendship means that you’re nice to each other.

There’s two kinds of friendship.

1. Regular friendship.

2. Broship.

A regular friendship is two people that can trust eachother with mediocre tasks.

A broship consists of two Bros. A Bro is someone who always supports you in everything, he’s by your side all the time. A Bro... is someone who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out. Nothing but heaven itself is better than a Bro who is really a Bro. A broship is one mind in two bodies.

There’s a code of which thy Bros must follow. I have picked my personal favorites.

Article 103: A Bro never wears socks with sandals. 

Article 93: Bros don’t speak French to each other. 

Article 1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family. 

Article 12: Bros do not share dessert. 

Article 42: Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, predator or a Bro hug, but never a full embrace.

By now, I hope you understand what a broship is. If you belong to the female gender, do not be alarmed. There is a chickcode. I will not be talking about the chickcode for I am not a chick.

Lockie's Diary

Dear Diary, I did some bad things today... some very bad things.

I was having a bad day. My brother was bugging me as usual, he caught me ”having a good time” with my pillow. The cool side of the pillow. A bit later on the day, he said he would eat bananas against peeing in the bed. I called him a monkeyboy. My brother drenched of sorrow and despair.

My mother wanted me to make a sign for my environment project. I refused because my thoughts were defouled by Dot and her awesomeness. I also let my mother up on... the chair. It ended up in a huge mess.

Egg trusted me in everything... he trusted me a bit too much. Whilest I was under the curse of Dot, Egg wanted me to do the speech and get him some chairs. Obviously, I said that I would, if I could spend some time with Dot in return. Dot and I didn’t talk very much. Anyways, I forgot about Egg and the speech because I thought about Dot and I was supposed to meet her at the windfarm. She didn’t show up. She never showed up.

I didn’t spend time with Dot. I tried to, very hard. It lead to bringing my friends and my family down. It destroyed my whole life. 

However I totally flipped that over the other day, it was my friend’s parents wedding anniversary. I served them breakfast and told them it was from Egg. They got happy. A bit too happy. When I returned to my humble home, I met my mother who had forgiven the tree she tried to cut down. But that was not what she could say about me. She then held a long speech about friendship, family and relationships. She could of done the speech, not Egg.

Bb yolo, Diary.

Engelska: Futurum

Futurum

Futurum betyder framtid, det finns två vanliga sätt att uttrycka framtid på engelska.

Be going to + grundform - man tänker göra någonting i framtiden).

We are going to have a party on Friday.

Will (ibland shall) - för att uttrycka vad som kommer att hända i framtiden.

I’ll never forget the day I met her. 

Won’t = Will not

I promise I won’t lie to you again.

Shall används i frågor med I och we.

Shall I help you?

Lättare att förstå:

Framtid: ska/kommer att

WILL (kommer att)

BE GOING TO (tänker, planerar att) -am -is -are

Vid frågor med I/we: Shall

WON’T = Will not

Verbs with the Leonards

1 Lockie lives in Australia.                                     

They live in Australia.

2 Lockie and his family move to a new town.         

The family moves to a new town, Angelus.

3 His father is the new police chief.                         

Lockie and his brother are new in school.

4 They dislike their house.                                       

The mother dislikes the house a lot.

5 The baby sister cries.                                             

Lockie's brother cries out loud when he sings.

6 Lockie starts high school.                                     

Lockie's father starts his new job. 

7 Lockie falls and the surf board hits him.               

The surfers fell. Boof hit Lockie off the board.

8 Lockie meets a boy, Egg, at the beach.                 

Lockie, his brother and his father meet the preacher.

9 Lockie and his younger brother sleep in the same room.   

The baby sister sleeps in her cot.

My grandpa's childhood

Sugar and Spice Creative Connector

The scene when Shay wants to boss over Ruth and tell her to do things she doesn’t want to. This reminds me of my old school, there was some groups and they told people to do things they didn’t want to, except they it was diversity (for example 4 against 1).
Differences: In my school they were multiplied against 1. In the book there’s 1v1. In the book she said that she didn’t want to, and she accepted it. In my old school not many said no to them and helped them doing bad things, well, it was bad back then but today I wouldn’t really say that they did anything too brutal. For example like ”poke that guy with this pen”.

Sugar and Spice Wordfinder

1. Reluctantly - Motvilligt
2. Irritably - Irriterat
3. Scrunched - Hopknycklade
4. Dudgeon - Förtrytelse
5. Deceiving - Lurar
6. Pushover - Lätt sak
7. Daft - Dum
8. Compensate - Ersätta
9. Petrified - Skräckslagen
10. Scribble - Klottra
11. Relish - Uppskattar
12. Resist - Stå emot
13. Space - Utrymme
14. Feeble - Svag
15. Mounds - Högar
I made a domino as a game.

The paper is scrunched.
She is deceiving!
Oh my god he’s so daft.
I was petrified when I saw her face!
I resisted to make a sandwich.
He is feeble and tiny.
There’s mounds of money.
I scribbled on the walls and the teachers got mad.
I need some space.
This is so easy, it’s a pushover.